I wish any of these had ever been real.
Swanson Liver and Fava Bean Frozen Dinner
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Exakta Cameras and Rear Window
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Sal’s Famous Pizzeria’s Take Home Frozen Pizza
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Animal House: Faber College’s Equestrian Science Program
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Ned Beatty’s Country-Style Bacon and Deliverance
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Zenith’s Console Television and Poltergeist
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The Dirty Harry Chocolate Easter Gun
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Christopher Walken’s Home Watch Repair DVD
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A Clockwork Chocolate Milk Mix
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The M*A*S*H Toy Surgery Kit
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“Sal’s Famous Pizzeria’s Take Home Frozen Pizza” Do the right thing and buy this freakin’ pizza. NICE!!!!
Hey, since we seem to have a similarly bizarre sense of humor…I got a weird column up on my blog today you might get a kick out of.
http://tyrannyoftradition.wordpress.com/2011/01/12/the-most-amazing-thing-that-has-ever-happened-to-me-thank-you-sarah-palin/
You gotta love the chocolate milk mix. Absolutely perfect! All of these are great, John.
Thanks! The Clockwork Orange one was a coinflip between milk or eyedrops.
The Dirty Harry Chocolate Easter Gun! Gotta get myself one of those.
Oh, how about vibrating bed from Exorcist’s Regan? Might give those sleepnumber beds a run for their money… NOT!
I thought about the pea soup, but I opted to rein myself in a bit. I’ve referenced the pea soup scene too many times.
I would pay good money for a M*A*S*H* toy home distillery kit.
Especially if it played “Suicide is painless” whenever it opened up.