The other day, I found myself wishing that movies turned people on the way they turn me on, metaphorically speaking. This led to some pondering about what exactly does turn movie geeks on? How about seedy calendars?!?! And with that, I present to you my proposal to the Criterion Collection- a calendar featuring the sexiest ladies that the Criterion Collection has to offer. And yes, Deneuve is the August pic. Because my birthday is in August. Happy birthday to me!
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October… a sexy nun? Lol!
Guess what she’s in the “habit” of doing?!?!
Ok, actually, it’s praying.
Hey, Kelly, I just noticed all of those gravatar pics. Those are awesome.
Thanks! I’ve got another one of 3Po with dancing Native Americans. I’ll put on there.
Ha ha! Yeah, that and wacking the backs of hands with rulers. (S & M?)
I love referring to Black Narcissus as “the original nunsploitation movie”. For 1949, it does some gutsy stuff. Not “Runa’s Confession” gutsy and not “Killer Nun” gutsy or “School of the Holy Beast” gutsy, but it’s also 100 times better overall than those others.
Love the Boob C’s!
It’s like Hooters for arthouse cinema fans… which is pretty much a target market that doesn’t exist.
UNTIL RIGHT NOW.
I’d buy it, although I’d prefer Monica Vitti over Edie Bouvier Beale. And why La Dolce Vita and Belle de Jour? Are you counting Laserdiscs?
Love, love, love Woman in the Dunes
It’s fantastic. But is it blasphemy if I prefer Pitfall and Face of Another, out of that trilogy, to Woman in the Dunes? (this is splitting hairs; that’s how little of a difference there is in my enjoyment of the three)
The Ice Storm makes my all-time top 50 list. What happened to 1970s key parties? I didn’t know that was from the Criterion collection. The women of the Ingmar Bergman films could have their own calendar.
I think Harriet Anderson is my favorite. Or maybe Ingrid Thulin.
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Absolutely flawless execution.
Thanks kindly, sir.