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If You Read Only One Article This Year, Make it This One: Fake Critic Movie Blurbs

One of my favorite critic clichés that appears on movie posters and DVD boxes is “If you see only one movie this year about ________, make it __________”. It’s not really used all that much but it’s been used enough that it’s entered cliché familiarity. And I’m fond of making up fake ones for extremely obscure films or acts in films. Some examples: Continue reading


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