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Quiz: Which Gravity Character Are You?

Facebook has infected the universe with quizzes. Which Geico caveman are you? Which 50s sitcom are you? Which character in Jabba’s palace are you? These are all a waste of time, because I’ve created the perfect quiz. It’s so much more meaningful than the others. Which character from the Oscar-nominated film Gravity are you? Now we’re getting somewhere. Find out after the jump. Continue reading


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Blu Review: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (2011)

Late in 2011, I wrote down a series of movie-related New Year’s resolutions for myself in 2012. One of those resolutions was to challenge myself by seeing films I might ordinarily pass up. Ironically enough, right around the time I was making that resolution, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close hit theatres. It looked like a lot of cloying dreck, to be blunt, and I had planned to avoid it. This, despite the fact that it was nominated for the Oscar for Best Picture. Fast forward nearly six months. Warner Brothers sent me my own Blu-ray copy of Extremely Loud for free. It was as if they said “Oh, you’re challenging yourself, John? Here’s a free copy of Extremely Loud. Your move.” And so I shed my preconceived notions and watched the movie. Continue reading


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Movies Made Better With Clint Eastwood

I know what you’re thinking. “Did he photoshop Clint Eastwood into ten movies or only nine?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is Clint Eastwood, one of the most powerful badasses in the whole world, and whose photoshops could make you laugh your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question. “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk? Go ahead. Make your day by checking out these movies made better with Clint Eastwood. Continue reading


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Great Moments in Movie History: Crash


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