More Fun with Netflix Viewer Reviews

If the internet teaches us anything, it’s that there’s no shortage of people willing to say bizarre and often stupid things. Even people with reasonable things to say occasionally  butcher the language with poor grammar. It makes for a good time for the rest of us. In other words, I’m revisiting a subject I touched on a few weeks ago- bad Netflix viewer reviews. These are presented completely unedited.

If Other Movie Characters Could Become Hulks

Filmmakers have been holding out on us for years. They’ve been making movies for over a century now and they’ve ignored one central tenet. And that tenet is that things are more fun, more exciting, and sometimes more humorous when characters turn into giant angry green monsters. For instance, I think that all of these movie characters would have had enhanced roles if they could have become a hulk.

Infographic: The Notable Roles of Daryl Hannah

For a seven year period, from 1983 through 1990, you couldn’t go to a theater without seeing Daryl Hannah’s face somewhere. Either she was in a poster for a coming attraction, or she was in one of the previews before your feature, or she was in the movie you watched. She was inescapable. She’s had quite a career. However, she tended to get one type of role. With all due respect to Daryl Hannah’s acting abilities, I’ve condensed her notable roles into an infographic.

100 More Things I Love About the Movies

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When I passed the 100,000 hit marker in November, I honored the event with what became one of my most popular entries- 100 Things I Love About the Movies. As it turns out, my odometer recently rolled over another milestone- the 200,000 hit marker. As logic follows, I’m due for another stroll down 100 Things Avenue. So without further ado, here are 100 More Things I Love About the Movies: