If pop culture can give us breakfast food like C3PO’s and E.T. Cereal, I think they can do better. C3PO and E.T. might sell a tasty cardboard-like product to kids, but what about for the adults? Don’t we eat cereal as well? Here’s my proposal for some cereals that revolve around Martin Scorsese films:
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Oh what I wouldn’t give for a great big bowl of Alpha Batts!
I keep my box of Alpha-Batts in the trunk.
hehehe How funny!!
Pure genius! Shredded Island had me in stitches!!
C
It’s so good, it’ll make you forget that you’ve already eaten breakfast.
That Tag line SO needs to be on the box!! LOLZ
Brilliant! Marty would be proud. 🙂
Cheers!
G-LO
How hilarious would it be if Martin Scorsese stumbled upon these?
We need to make this happen!
I’m still on cloud nine from Edgar Wright taking the time to look at my Wright-themed infographics.
Casin-O’s…just brilliant.
The Age of Mini-Wheats is my personal fave. There’s something about the notion of making a breakfast cereal about a 19th century romantic period piece.
This has to be in the running for one of your funniest posts! Every single cereal made me crack up! Bickleberry Crunch and All-Bran Doesn’t Live Here Anymore are my personal faves.
Heh… the All-Bran one is a lot like The Age of Mini-Wheats. Can you imagine a cereal themed around a melodrama about a truck stop waitress?
Do any of these come with a free toy?
Oh man, excellent idea! I completely neglected the toy angle! Little plastic dice would’ve gone great on the Casin-O’s box; maybe a tiny little razor for mohawks and such on Bickleberry Crunch; or a punching bag send-away with the Raging Bran.
Excellent! I was very amused. Particularly by Bickleberry Crunch. Look at the pure joy on Travis’ face. If that isn’t enough to sell cereal to the masses I don’t know what is. Great post.
Mac.
Ha… I hadn’t thought of it as “pure joy” as much as I had “pure insanity” but i LOVE that description. Thanks for visiting!
Mwahahaha, they really ought to consider these for special edition cereal box. But that Age of Innocence one just felt… inappropriate… y’know, people might get frisky there eating cereals in the morning, not exactly good when the kids are around 😀
I prefer to think that the kids will interpret it as a very deep passion for mini-wheats.
Bickleberry Crunch? LMAO! I want a bowl of that.
It tastes like mohawks and isolation.
Ahaha love it! Nothing like a bowl of Raging Bran in the morning to get things started 🙂
Very funny…love the designs! I think I’d have to go for The Age of Mini Wheats.